Biden: "I'm glad you agreed to meet. I really think you could be just the breath of fresh air this ticket needs."
Senator Ted Cruz: "You do realize I'm not a Democrat, don't you?"
Biden: "Oh, don't worry about that. We worked together so well in the Senate I'm sure we'll get along great."
Cruz: "You were already vice-president by the time I was elected."
Biden: "I gotta tell you, it'll be a blast having the Motor City Madman as my running mate."
Cruz: "No, I -- "
Biden: "And I've been a huge fan of yours since 'Cheers.'"
Biden: "And frankly, anybody who can make it to high office after getting away with all those Zodiac murders has got to be pretty damn badass, you know?"
Cruz: "Okay, that one's a fair cop..."