Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Joe Biden Interviews Prospective Running Mates, 4

Biden: "My advisors tell me you could be a huge help in defeating Donald Trump in this election."


Biden: "I don't mind telling you, I'm a little queasy about this idea. I mean, look how teeny tiny you are."


Biden: "But I hear you can do amazing things to anyone that crosses you, and I wouldn't mind seeing that happen to Trump and Pence."


Biden: "Thing is though, if you become Vice President, and if anything happened to me, that would make you President. I need to know if you're up to the job."

COVID-19: "I would lay waste the population and bring civilization to its knees."



Biden: "Hillary, take off that damn costume right this minute!"

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