Biden: "Hey, good to see ya. God love ya. Have a seat. Tell me a little about yourself."
Michael Bloomberg: "I could buy and sell you 14 times with just what I have in my pockets right now."
Biden: "Great, great! Do you have any experience building and running an organization?"
Bloomberg: "Have you ever heard of Bloomberg Media?"
Biden: "Is that one of those influencer web thingers, like on Instachat?"
Biden: "Is it true your big fat wallet doubles as a booster seat?"
Biden: "Can I sniff your hair?"